Are you naughty or nice?
Okay, I think I’m naughty.
Do you leave the toilet seat up or down?’
Hold on, let me look! That will turn some people on, the fact that I’m looking in the toilet.
Do you have to take your phone to the toilet? Can’t you remember whether you leave…
It’s down.
It’s down! Is that you or your civil partner Scott?
I think that’s a combination of both of us. Who knows, because we pee in the shower…
Oh John that’s disgusting….
Come on, when you’re getting showered in the morning. How many people don’t?
Yeah but can’t you go to the toilet before you get into the shower?
Why? It’s good for your feet. It stops athlete’s foot ….
It’s also good if you get bitten by jellyfish…
Yes, that’s why all the boys in Australia are on the beach looking at all
those lifeguards and going, ‘Oh I’m stung I’m stung, come pee on me.’
Would you say you’re sexually experienced or still learning?
Always learning.
Ribbed or flavoured?
Oh neither - smooth!
Oh, the ribbed ones are good for that extra feeling….
Well, okay yeah, that would be good but yeah you can use other things for ribbed…
i dont get peeing in the shower.... but that's just me